I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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