Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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