Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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