Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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