Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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