yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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