you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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