White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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