Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
