I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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