D3 body, D1 cock
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
