now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Drunk is not a location!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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