Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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