the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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