It's like God shit irony all over that family
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think a kid would responsible me up
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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