yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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