You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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