Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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