Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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