so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
