It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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