Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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