I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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