is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
How's work?
Spinning.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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