it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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