Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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