Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Michael Bay diarrhea
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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