If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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