How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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