But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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