next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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