Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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