i just had sex bonerless
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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