You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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