You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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