...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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