i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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