It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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