I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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