hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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