Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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