I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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