This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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