I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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