OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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