what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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