yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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