update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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