Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
