My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
