the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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