i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
