the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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