There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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